What Sex Toy Would Henry the 8ths Wives Use?
I recently saw a girl called Libby Thornton talk about Henry the 8ths wives vape choices, weatherspoons orders and recently meal deals. I love history, particularly the Tudor period and this had me absolutely rolling! So I thought I would put my own spin on this and do what I do best which is picking sex toys!
So what sex toys would our girls be using?!
Katherine of Aragon
So our Kath, intelligent, devout but also a lover of fun! Well educated so she knows what the clit is, and alongside her unwavering religious conviction, keeping the penetration to a 0 unless its that of a husband. Which, given her husband, I’d be reaching for my bedside drawer most evenings. So a clit sucker is a perfect toy for Kath. I don’t think she was in the know enough to have a rose though…
Anne Boleyn
One of my favs from history. I think she would have been a buttplug girly. She was fierce and defiant but full of intelligence and confidence. So I think she would be more than happy to strut about the place wearing a buttplug under her petticoats knowing nobody is none the wiser! I think she’d of also gone for a metal jewelled one, she just gives that vibe.
Jane Seymour
She bared the big bastard a son. A meek and gentle woman, not highly educated, generally very quiet. She was a submissive woman and was reported as ‘plain’. Due to her quiet nature I think just a small slim line bullet would be perfect. Just a small amount of sensation, something to get to orgasm but nothing overly exciting.
Anne of Cleves
A gentle, sensible, and dignified person. But she did lack social graces, a little brash, a little rough round the edges. She was one of the luckier ones to escape with a divorce from the old goat. I think due to her brash nature she would not of been afraid of a little penetration that wasn’t reserved for just her husband, I also want to note I think she would explore all orifices. I think her sensibility would shine through on not needing a toy with all the bells and whistles.. boring though.
Catherine Howard
Now we’re taught that Katherine was a bit of a nymph. Obsessed with sex, men, flirting and caught up in the glamour being with royalty. But she was also a kind natured woman, who had a lovely personality and loved music and dancing.
I think a thrusting rabbit would be up her street, blended orgasms and dual stimulation would have got Catherine off better than Henners.
Catherine Parr
An intelligent woman, with a deep passion for religion. She was formidable, tactful and a labelled as a saintly nurse to Henry. The temptation to give her a nurse outfit or a stethoscope was there however I went with a vibrating cock ring. I think this would the only way around Catherine parr using a toy, due to her deep routed religious beliefs. She would want it to be a dual stimulation thing and to be happening during sex. So a cock ring for Henry and the vibrating rabbit ears for her… selfless.
And that concludes the sex toy distributions! I love history and particularly historical sex, so i’ll be posting more of these kinds of things soon.
Hope you enjoyed!
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